Beggar My Neighbour


“The gippos are setting up at the old Granville Colliery”,

Dad’s code for they’ll-nick-yer-bike

get-yer-milk-in-off-the-doorstep-quick.


This mind-birthed beast takes an age to dispatch


“The nignogs are taking all the jobs at Sankeys”,

Mum’s code for they’ll-break-in-one-night

looking-to-rob-looking-to-fuck-looking-to-fight.


in its very definition of a necessary work in progress


“The pakis have taken over the chippie and the Spar”,

Gran’s code for they’ll-breed-and-they’ll-stink

with-their-unclean-curry-their-grease-shifty-junk.


all is skinned up, lingo’d, labelled, lashed with power’s tongue


“The gippos, the nignogs, the pakis: all are in me”,

my code for riches-in-listening-tasting-seeing

playing-loving-moving-growing-knowing-being.


the lick of the beast that ever defies death.